crumpet

1. (UK, slang, dated, countable, uncountable) A sexually attractive person or, collectively, people; usually referring to women.Examples: "Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet"."; "John and his mates have gone out to find themselves some crumpet."; "The regulars are all guys, a varied selection, my friends. There's Sammy—small, wiry, dark-haired. A hat manufacturer, crumpet mad—always chatting up different birds."Synonyms: beautiful personUKcountabledatedslanguncountable

2. (Australia, UK, slang) The head.Examples: "He bad been worried off his crumpet all day, making arrangements on her behalf."; ""If I don't get down them stairs soon I'll go off my crumpet, sittin' about up here all day with the jumps on me.""AustraliaUKcountableslanguncountable