gridlock

1. (road transport) A condition of total, interlocking traffic congestion on the streets or highways of a crowded city, in which no one can move because everyone is in someone else's way.countableuncountable

2. (figuratively, by extension) Any paralysis of a complex system due to severe congestion, conflict, or deadlock.Examples: "But no party appeared on track to secure an absolute majority, leaving one of Europe’s largest countries headed for gridlock or political instability."broadlycountablefigurativelyuncountable

3. (transgender slang) Deliberate misspelling of girlcock or girldick.Examples: "God, ngl, some gridlock sounds real good right about now (iykyk)"; "Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my gridlock... And my girldick... even my shenis... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there."; "pros of dating me : im cute and nice and i have an integra, my gridlock is perfectly sized ¶ cons of dating me: i WILL leave all my misc car parts, video game accessories, milsurp equipment, and cute girl clothes in your room. this is non-negotionable. this is where it goes now."alt-ofcountabledeliberatemisspellinguncountable