squiffy

1. (UK, Ireland, Commonwealth, informal) slightly drunk or intoxicated; tipsyExamples: "In the Palace bar. I'd been there an hour or so with two or three other chaps. I was a bit squiffy."; "His champagne glass was constantly refilled by the man who might or might not have been a butler, so that by the time they actually sat down to play, Ramsay was decidedly squiffy."Synonyms: buzzedCommonwealthIrelandUKinformal

2. (UK, Ireland, Commonwealth, informal) Crooked, askew; awryExamples: "To this day I cannot and will not wear a tie properly. On the one or two occasions I have worn them since I left school, I've worn them squiffy, on purpose."; "The graphics make your eyes go squiffy."Synonyms: cattywampusCommonwealthIrelandUKinformal